I've been following this same plan to avoid murder charges

"MonkeePuzzle" (monkeypuzzle) 05/05/2017 at 15:58 • Filed to: None

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“She said: ‘It’s all down to one simple trick really. I don’t break the fucking speed limit.’”

moronic story here

http://southendnewsnetwork.com/news/driver-reveals-one-simple-trick-to-avoid-speeding-fines-and-penalty-points/

crowmolly > MonkeePuzzle 05/05/2017 at 16:02

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I posted this before, it’s one of the worst I’ve seen.

Writing from beyond the grave!

Chariotoflove > crowmolly 05/05/2017 at 16:05

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I am literally unable to form a response to such drivel.

Takuro Spirit > MonkeePuzzle 05/05/2017 at 16:06

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TFSIVTEC drivesavolvo > MonkeePuzzle 05/05/2017 at 16:07

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I thought the trick was right hand drive.

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > crowmolly 05/05/2017 at 16:09

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THEY LITERALLY DIED

Urambo Tauro > MonkeePuzzle 05/05/2017 at 16:09

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Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer > MonkeePuzzle 05/05/2017 at 16:10

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OK, that works, but how what is she doing about all the at-fault accidents she’s getting into because she’s sitting too low to see out? Seriously, she’s practically eye-level with the dash.

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > Chariotoflove 05/05/2017 at 16:10

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I’m able to form a response, but it’s a sophomoric reference to an old arcade cabinet game. Does that count?

Anyway, WISE FWOM YOW GWAVE

crowmolly > Chariotoflove 05/05/2017 at 16:12

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WilliamsSW > crowmolly 05/05/2017 at 16:23

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Well, whatever it is, I’m not clicking, because I don’t want to find it!

Chariotoflove > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht 05/05/2017 at 16:24

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That made me think of this.

Ash78, voting early and often > MonkeePuzzle 05/05/2017 at 16:38

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“Officer, I’m Elizabeth FUCKING Banks and I’ll have your badge!” /simple

MonkeePuzzle > Ash78, voting early and often 05/05/2017 at 16:43

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invokes sovereign state

Manwich - now Keto-Friendly > MonkeePuzzle 05/05/2017 at 17:54

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I’ve been following this same plan to avoid bigamy charges.

NJAnon > MonkeePuzzle 05/07/2017 at 17:03

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The stopclickbaiting movement is in effect now?